when trouble doesn't come to find you,
why should you go and find trouble?

sometimes i'm very curious how the minds
of other people work. or do they even work
in the first place?
________________________________

playing pet society now. have no idea where to get
a cup of coffee or whatever for my pet. zimmy sia.
ok, found the cafe alr. $1 ice cream for random uncle
was heavenly but i'm still craving for cheesecake/brownies
and island creamery's nutella ice cream. ahhhhh.

i sound like a pregnant woman. :O

anyway, very in love with lady gaga, katy perry,
britney spears and...taylor swift. yay.

now i sound like a bimbo.
i think i got split personalitieSSSSSSS.

all my friends have school. so sian.
i wanna go out out and bask in the sunshine.
oh, the auntie downstairs asked whether i was
peranakan/chinese. lol. cos her customer asked.
so random.

speaking of random, i think i'll look nice in NUMBER
ONE uniform. MWAHAHAHAH. too bad i'm not an occifer.
and i don't have commisioning ball. balls, whatever.
let's have a MEDIC'S BALL! or corporal ball. whatever.
urgh. hahahah.

♥ 5:48 PM

NO.


that one is NOT my real house.
that one is my uncle's. HAHAHAHAH.
i anyhow say. lol. thank you thank you
for the misunderstanding.

now i know got people read my blog.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

anyway, this is random but i realised that
i used to take malay lessons during first three
months in MI. HAHAHAH. and we used to run
away from the teacher (me, hilmi and sahi) and i
swear the teacher thought i was stupid and can't
speak malay. HELLO, higher malay. HAHAHAH.

i've a picture taken with her on photobucket.
omg. miss old days. ): can't seem to find my super
old photos can.. i burned them all onto a cd and now
the cd's gone ): sighs. MEMORIES.

oh. and this moment where some random guy interviewed
BINATION for his project and asked "oh,
how do you guys cope being in such competitive secondary schools?"
cos we told him we were from RI, st margs, st nicks etc.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

omg and jumping around, holding hands, running away from
DM, crashing history (boredom) to accompany jx/maddie,
BABA SHEEP. kap-eyecandy hunting. venny whatever shit.
HOW LONG AGO WAS FIRST 3MONTHS AGAIN?!?!?

and JC times was funnyshit. making fun of nathan and changing
cliques every now and then (ok, not so fun). but our class
shared fun times also what. class outing. baking and messing
up zac's house. (WHILE I WAS FASTING). happy-knees with
carrie, when she drew on my scalp during geog lecture.
h1 being nice with lace. trying to decorate the class by
hanging posters across the room. AND STRINGS. OMG

and nathan wanted to kill us. shiyun's sugar daddy. econs
tuition where me and amy kope-d food from billy lim. (i
think thats his name. WAH love freddo frogs man!) then me
and lace running around screaming out rbk, rbs, rbm, iki etc.
energizer bunny during econs tuition. pregnant teacher during maths
lecture who keeps asking me "yes, what's wrong" everytime i laugh.

ok. this is a random entry.
I AM GONNA BE AN ADULT OMG.

forever18. lalalala.

♥ 11:24 PM

today, i moved house. my NEW house so cool.
got swimming pool + gym (with lots of china men).
and wahhhhhh. next time everyone can go chillax
at my house.


YAH RIGHT.
fat hope.

went to pak busu's house for some baby-shaving-hair
thingy. kenduri lah. some gathering. i shave hair noone
visit me one. so sad. still must pay $2 some more. sighs.
BMT! tsktsk.

anyway, we chillax-ed by the pool.

shae: WAH, that guy no air-ticket seh. spit in front of me.
me: ?? what air ticket.

5seconds later.
me: OH. etiquette!!!

so lame.

created nicknames. MOI for someone.
hello, please make friday happen! i'm
so bored nowadays. no friends wanna go out
with me. NAMELESS. can we go out soon.
saturday or something. CAN CAN CAN?!?!

took GLAMOUROUS shots! hahah.
went to simpang with mum's side for dinner.
my granny so funny.

waiter: oh, you want salted fried rice ah?
granny: hmm.. sweet one got or not?

me: wah, flirting seh. flirty friday! (some show on style network)
sister: today sunday lah.
me: slutty sunday! mwahahahha.

ok. i'm so bad.
anyway, i'm SOO insanely jealous now.
cos cos cos.. aiya nevermind. hahah.
i'm blabbing crap.

i need to do so many things.
uni admissions.
buy sispec bag!
sew rank + formation badge + vocation sign on my uniform.

the previous vocation sign on my uniform dropped off.
hahahah. cos i put scothtape. and it got lost in the
washing machine. then the DO scolded me.

do: where's your vocation sign? drop off ah?
me: ?? OH... (it DID drop off!!)

OKZZ bye people.
oh have i mentioned i'm jealous of people
with nice houses. AND KITCHENS. OMG.

♥ 11:01 PM

i've been trying to discover my "inner" self
the past few days. so i did some FACEBOOK quizzes.
at least i know that if i were a little nyonya character
i would be yuenniang. feisty and erm, always kena bullied
and erm, wears kebaya? okay lah. at least got many
people want to marry me.

if i were a pokemon, i would be squirtle. (yay!)
i like squirtle. squirt squirt. *stares at bryan and najib*
if i were an english word, i would be curious.
kaypoh? yah. describes me quite well. can also.
which faculty would i be in when i'm university?
school of fun. =______________________="

yes, the answer to all of my problems.
imagine someone asking me.

someone: eh, you applying for what?
me: school of fun.
someone: oh, new uni ah?
me: yah. learn how to camwhore, bitch, gossip
and spot eyecandies within 2.4km distance.

oh, and best. my ideal job: teacher.
which of the 7deadly sins: avarice
(didn't even know that sin existed. means greed).
oh.....

what does my birthday say about me?

Loves to joke.
Attractive.
Suave and caring.
Brave and fearless.
Firm (ass??) and has leadership qualities.
Knows how to console others. (well, not able to console EVERYONE)
Too generous and egoistic. (no lahhhh.. i very humble okay!)
Takes high pride of oneself. (i'm the best. you guys are my slaves!)
Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit.
Easily angered. Angry when provoked.
(HAHAHAH. FUCK YOU *THROWS PHONE, RUNS TO
TOILET AND BATHES*)

Easily jealous. (WHAT?!?! XXX is attached to YYY?! let's break them up!!)
Observant.
Careful and cautious.
Thinks quickly. (faisal: what's after this procedure? me: hmmm...??)
Independent thoughts. (someone: let's eat bak kut teh. me: NOOOOOOOOOOO)
Loves to lead and to be led. (someone: are you a master or
slave of your own life. me: SLAVE SLAVE!!! i like to be dominated)

Loves to dream. (doesn't everyone?)
Talented in the arts, music and defense.
(i go ooh ooh you go ah ah.. lalalala lalalala. )
Sensitive but not petty.
Poor resistance against illnesses. (that's what foot massage person told me).
Learns to relax.
Hasty and trusty.
Romantic. Loving and caring. (romeo take me.. to somewhere we can be alone).
Loves to make friends . (not anymore. people skills all gonezzz!)

now you all know more about me!

i'm yuenniang, who's a teacher at the school of fun
but she's greedy and likes to squirt. thank you.
________________________________________________

meanwhile, today i went to vivocity and i swear they
should hire MORE people who CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.
excuse me, i've no idea what the FUCK the woman was saying.
if she spoke chinese to me then i would roughly understand lah.
but i've no idea what language the woman serving me food
was speaking.

it was like cantonesehokkien english and she's obviously
not from china OR local. so i just died there. i think she serve
me pork also i don't know.

what's qi kuai or something. $1.40?!?! i told this fruit seller
i don't know and i swear she looked like she wanted to throw 2
huge watermelons over my head and stuff a banana and two
rambutans (and maybe honeydews, i like honeydews) into
my mouth like that. not my fault i study malay right.

=___________________________________="

or that i'm malay. =______________________="

ok. random much.
tatatatatatatatatatata.
oh and MRF (my unit) adopted a cat.
it's called SARDINE. =.=" it fall-ed in
for first parade that day. i think it's the new
PC ah. PLATOON CAT. but nvmzz.

OH. i love the channel 8 9pm show!
omg, hilarious to the upper maximum.
it's called HOUSEWIVES HOLIDAYS.
hong huifang so funny. SO DAMN AUNTY CAN.
but her mole very interesting.

ann kok almost got raped by this angmoh guy.
and then the auntie shouted.
auntie: eh you. you. animal isit! want to eat her up!
go eat yourself lah! (with super funny english).

omg. last episode on tuesday! better record. :D



you disappoint me.

♥ 10:32 PM

the sun will shine
the birds will sing.
for us for you and me yah!

today shall be a happy day. (: (:
ONE down. more to come.
grawrhh.

♥ 1:46 PM

i think i'm losing my friends.
and my mind.

♥ 1:27 AM

Extra, Extra, Read All About It.

the past week seems quite long.
i did 2 duties. i received 1 extra. i think
i lost a friend. i plucked out 2 teeth today.
i received 6days MC. many embarassing moments.

SATURDAY.
went for cik wirda's birthday celebration
at nenek's house. quite surprised to see fizah
and shae there also. thankgod for them (and nice
cakes). hahah. booked in after for 24/7 BO.
last parade. the DO was obviously not happy with us.
and he commented on SO many things.

which got us into trouble eventually.
(E.G: duty ammendment form which wasn't approved).
ok, but nevermind. we didn't know that it would
blow up into a huge matter.

SUNDAY.
barrack orderly = will and grace marathon. i can't believe
i watched like 20 episodes in a day. HAHAH. the IOS (institute
orderly sgt) was quite nice. slightly.. bimbotic though. lol.

IOS: hey, you guys have any dvds?
me: err, not really. will and grace?
IOS: oh, the movie ah?
me: err, not really..
IOS: OHHHHH, the GAY show ah?
me: er yah. hahah.
suang: oh, but the WHOLE of MRF watches it.
IOS: oh. okay!

then we talked about random stuffs like driving.
anyway, ahmad was exploring the tv in the BO room
and we got all sorts of channels. hahah. watched TARZAN
CILIK (small tarzan) on RCTI (indon channel). damn cute
please! and also some random malaysian teenager show
which TOTALLY SUCKS COS GOT NO PLOT AND IT'S
SO LAME.

nvmnvm. at least i learned how to brush my teeth while
watching the show IPIN and PAPAN or something.
and TALENTIME (some malaysian movie) seems like
a nice show to watch!! it's out already, in malaysia.. hahah.
whatever.

MONDAY.
nothing much. got advanced mrf course for internals,
externals and specs. not involved, duh. uhm, late nights
as usual. i don't think anything much happened?
new intake of BMC!! it's good cos this batch = LONG
CHINESE QUEUES DURING LUNCH :D chn>mly!

7-11 prata, anyone? heh.

TUESDAY
i woke up DAMN late sia. didn't even know there was MOPPC.
lol. 7.50 in bed. 8.00 first parade. bryan that slut never wake
me up. oh, went to office to ask cpt leow for help regarding
appraisal. then jason came in and announced to everyone..

QAZIM, YOU GOT ONE EXTRA!!
me: ?!?!?!?!

and so the drama of the week started.
the people involved are getting the extras cos my platoon
admin i/c didnt submit the form to CSM. and so..
the duty was considered not approved. and we're getting
punished for.. i can't remember what.

so the person i exchanged duty with got extra along with me.
but not the admin personnel. whole lot of vulgarities everywhere..
a lot of silence. a lot of awkward moments. i didn't know
what to do. until now, i still don't. yes, i admit it was partly
my fault. but i already said sorry. what more do you want?

=/

thanks ashiq, faisal and ian for talking to sgt wang.
really appreciated it a lot :D

went for a run at night with ashiq and jason.
was good. didn't know i could sweat SO much.
i didn't feel like puking :D

bryan, najib and ren liang wanted to go to 711.
so they went down to find us.. then a lot of random,
embarassing moments which included shouting
my NAME at someone's face. and shouting that
SOMEONE's name at my face. wah, don't know
where to hide my face already.

WEDNESDAY
5km run. spinal management. got our new mrf
water bags. quite cute, got mrf logo somemore.
gate 3 after that. with the same SCTs from spec 2.
hahahah. wasn't so bad. quite interesting.

THEY ALL WENT NIGHTS OUT WITHOUT ME.
then all the other platoon people are like, "qazim
doing extra ah?" =_____=" real duty ok.

mrf is a very happy unit in general.
while doing gate 3, it's so obvious to spot mrf people
from far. NOISE. all the other people so quiet one..
even though they are in large groups. mrf people,
just.. love to make noise. hahaha. rowdy? nah.
just happening.

THURSDAY
guard rest. medical offpass. my uncle fetched me.
hahah. along with mum and sis. wah, the car so cute.
ate at anchorpoint. secret recipe. love the cheese squirting thingy.
hahah. i forgot what it's called. blue something.
(i think). the shop so sad, ran out of cakes. and bananas.

waited ages for my turn during the appointment.
AND SO PAINFUL CAN. i almost cried. she broke my
one tooth into 5 pieces (SORRY NO PHOTOS. HAHAH).
ok so tired. shall plan my 6days MC carefully.




once again, i'm sorry.

♥ 10:24 PM

a very mundane week with little funny moments.
and i have never written SO MANY essays in ONE
week before. omg. hahahah.

MONDAY.

funny moment 1.
ren liang: eh pass me the magazine. i can't see!
i got no clothes on..
us: NO CLOTHES?!?!?

funny moment 2.
suang didn't close the bunk window and my whole
area was flooded. especially my towel which dropped
on the floor.
suang: naw! it's not wet. it's.. cold!
us: =_________________="

i spent the monday pt time running 6 rounds with naz
and suang. i don't remember doing anything much the whole
day. did we even have nights out?

OH, i remember jason abusing me by hitting me non-stop
with the newspapers. HAHAHAH. and because of him my
slipper broke. ): so annoying can? chicks gone wild HAHAH.

TUESDAY.

moved stores. ren liang got shouted by "spasm-face" faisal
for standing outside the bunk in front of the door. HAHAH.
poor, innocent ren liang. went for offpass with kenny, bryan
and rehan to search for mess things at ang mo kio. the sky
was so bad i swear. so hazy and smoky i almost died.

AND IT WAS SO HOT I SWEAR. and i didn't know
ang mo kio had so many random shops which sells
cheap toiletries and facial products. :O i think if suang
was there, he would buy the whole shop.

me and bryan met najib in town. IM CRAVING FOR
A LOT LOT LOT OF ICECREAM NOW! after reading
8 days. wah, so tempting especially gelatisimo or whatever
it's called.

WEDNESDAY.

no run = HEAVEN :D had some random pillowfight
in the bunk with random people e.g: ian, ronald.
so annoying, come to my bed then keep bullying me.
rahh, throw pillow at me and the pillowcase came off. HAHAH

nights out = north point.
all 7 of us squeezed into this small table. and ashiq
has THIS to say.

ashiq: it's so weird to have something in between my legs.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

anyway, the food court has komala vilas = awesome thosai.
and stupid random shop which sells ice cream cheated my
of my money. excuse me random girl, i think you're as young
as me. 3bucks for one scoop of ice cream very expensive okay.
WHY NOT SCOOP MORE. then make my ice cream worth it.
(*&!@!@*!@_

i think nowadays our bunk sleep very late. cos everyone's
busy writing essay (our bunk like some night school preparing
for part-time degree like that) for their scholarship, UNI APPLICATION
(pathetic soul like me), studying SATs etc.

and i just realised that my essay writing skills is horrible.
i think i forgot how to write. my essays are so.. simplistic
and childish that i felt stupid sitting next to suang.
(but most of the time i feel smart beside him, so that compensates it).
i rewrote that same essay like 6 times can. lol.

nvm, at least consultations sessions with him is free.

THURSDAY

rt was madness. capt'ng so sadist can! now my whole body's
still aching. ren liang, bryan, jason and suang TOTALLY
EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF PEOPLE CAN.
in the canteen. and they shouted random things. AND NAMES.
omg. dont know where to hide my face. *runs off to lift*

went to sembawang shopping centre with ashiq and lassie.
hahah. so much for our ONE HOUR session. reached
camp at 10 instead of.. 830? late night till 2am sessions.
omg. WE HAVE SO LITTLE SLEEP NOWADAYS. TSK!

and lester was complaining that we've too much sleep.
i was telling him that too much sleep is good cos it compensates
for the lack of sleep during our secondary school and jc days.
(i'm feeling very insecure cos most of my sentences above
are grammatically incorrect.. and sounds quite weird. hahah).

okok. nvm

FRIDAY.

pt session was killer. okay, not so. must be due to rt yesterday.
SEE LAH PUKE WHILE RUNNING 2.4 DURING IPPT. NOW MUST
DO RT. =.="

FAIL IPPT.
DO RT.
STILL MATI.
NO MORE PARTY. ):

rahh, nvm! will go back to MORNING PT, AFTERNOON MATI, NIGHT PARTY motto! by the end of april!! SILVER FOR ME.
so right, captain's ball so funny. capt'ng joined us for first session.
when he left, captain taufik joined. hahah. DAMN RANDOM.
i think the captains all took turns to join our platoon's games cos
captain derrick wanted to join. but our games was already over..

so poor thing. AND OMG TMR WEMAY GET ACTIVATED.
i think CO's gonna call it EXERCISE ACTIVA or something.
cos he just cut short the word INTEGRATION and called the
exercise, EXERCISE INTEGRA. so i bet tmr will be called
ACTIVA. or AVIVA. or exercise SMWSISGOILT.

SPOIL. MY. WEEKEND. SO. I. SHOULD. GET. OFF.
IN. LIEU. THANKS.

ok. and i've BO (barrack orderly) this sunday.

OH, i forgot.
we were talking about names in the bunk..
bryan: dolce and gabanna are gay.
us: oh, really. cool?!
me: marks and spencer?
someone: charles and keith?
someone: tom and jerry?

suang: oh. tom and jerry used to be classmates..
us: huh? really ah? okay. that's interesting..

5minutes later.
suang: eh, no. that's ben and jerry's.
us: WTF. *all sorts of random expletives*

HAHAHA TOM AND JERRY USED TO BE CLASSMATES.

me: SUANG, your hair look like bulbasaur sia.
geordie: huh, why you keep calling suang bobo-shaw?
me: HAHAHA BOBO-SHAW?!?!

suang's hair looks like this creature's back okay!

ok. time to apply for university!


Congratulations! You have been given an offer of undergraduate admission to NTU. Before you celebrate this great accomplishment, you are just one step away to making your dream education ;with NTU a reality. You need to secure and accept our offer first.

You are required to accept the offer online. The online acceptance is a joint acceptance platform common across the three local universities, namely NTU, NUS and SMU.

lol? for real ah? hahahahahah. i didn't even log in.
maybe i'm like the 5000t22484729130th person
to enter the website or something. THEY OFFER ME LEH.

♥ 11:28 PM

today's quite interesting. lots of rushing.
and travelling from EAST TO WEST TO EAST.
madness. went for NTU open house with wani.
thankgod i've her to entertain me during the super
long journey.

talking about universities in malaysia. hahah.
kentang mangga nata de coco? potassium manganate?!
full of rubbish. nameless should go chinese garden
one day and have picnic there! it looks like such a nice
place, but so far. hate the new facebook layout btw.

explored JP1 and JP2. CAN'T FIND MY ICE CREAM SHOP.
and omg, the nokia E-whatever phone, the QWERTY one is
so hot and sexy! the red and black one. omg, i want!! but
so not practical cos the buttons so small. then later i kena
kidnap how to send sms and ask people for help?!?!?

AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE PHONE'S CALLED QWERTY
cos QWERTY is next to each other on the keyboard. omg, why
not QAZPLM?!?! it's like near each other also whaaat.

so, me and wani walked all over NTU. then some people
told me to join the NTU muslim society orientation
camp or something. hahah. which i rejected. i think
i sounded very snobbish when i rejected them ):
ohwells!

wani: EH *POINTS AT POSTER* that girls looks familiar..
me: it's faridah sia!!
wani: eh.. that girl looks familiar..
me: IT'S FARIDAH LAH!!
guy beside the poster: YES, it IS faridah..
us: LOL!

oh, went to the booths. visited sociology, NIE, wee kim
wee. omg. so boring can. as in the people "promoting" it.
they were supposed to "promote" their courses but most
of them doesn't seem to be interested. nvm, we got ourselves
free goodie bag and moo moo milk. thankgod we went to the
THIRD FLOOR. bumped into SHARON who was from MI f3m.
and nas also.



the people there were soo much more nicer and helpful.
i really learned a lot from them. like this year3 english lit
girl who told me all about the humanities. hahah. english sounds
so so tempting.. but i don't do LIT. and NIE has drama or something.
as a major. but NIE has a bond. ): ahhh. socio socio?

hope i get in ): ): need suang's help to do my essay!
sooo, we met fatin after that (she only had 45mins of sleep?
so she was kinda crazy). had mcdonalds. omg, quite cheap sia.
THE SHUTTLE BUS QUEUE WAS CRAZY CAN. SO FREAKING LONG.
had a freaking long train ride from pioneer to.. tanah merah.

HAHAH, we were late for the TWE ALUMNI concert.
was quite short, but nice i guess? i don't know. i'm not a band
band music kind of person. i listen to radio trash. hahah.
took pictures with yi mei and jialin omg. i forgot to buy for them
gifts. hahah. so i gave yi mei my NTU maggi (they gave maggi
i've no idea why) and jialin my mineral water. hahah). cheapskate.

oh, took picture with xingwen too. me, wani and fatin camwhored all
over the school hall and explored.. omg teacher's room so kalerful and
they've four vending machines. WAH CRAZY. so many for what, like
hospital like that. ok, then we went to bedok for dinner. omg, talking
so much crap. we scared the 2kids on the bus.

high on air. BOYMAN! :D shit shirt shat shurt?
full of shit.. ahh, i'm shagged. thanks wani for following
me to NTU and thanks fatin (and wani again) for following
me to the band concert :D :D

♥ 11:00 PM